girl: babe come over
boy: I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
girl: my parents aren't home
boy: I know
it's just a bad dream, sweet pea
#twdg #twdg spoilers #this ruined me
Me: *goes on pornhub*
Me: *typing* girl with great personality makes love to a good gentleman so they can start a happy family.

darkest-fallen-angel:

buhkybarncs:

George Weasley and

(x)

feels

humpthe-moist-cavewall:

lumos5001:

benedictcumbercake:

inbox:

I’m a teenager why does my back hurt I’m not 70 years old

Boobs.

period cramps

*Mom voice* it’s that damn computer again

crocobaby:

do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?

kanyewestevil:

WE ONLY USE LEASHES BECAUSE DOGS CANT HOLD HANDS

staff:

allforoneandoneforallphotos:

For some reason this is all I get when there’s new activity on one of my blogs…

F

gaarrett:

i get so happy when people come to me and asks about video games like

yES ask me about video games, talk to me about video games, laugh with me about video games, cry with me about video games, breathe video games with me…

i love video games

tadpole-in-a-tuxedo:

DEAR SWEET GOD

I WAS TRYING TO EDIT THIS GIF:

image

AND THIS MONSTROSITY HAPPENED

image

GOD ON HIGH HEAR MY PRAYER

thorki:

I JUST SAW A GUY AT WALMART AND HE LOOKED LIKE MORGAN FREEMAN AND HE CAUGHT ME LOOKING AT HIM AND HE POINTED AT ME AND SAID “IM NOT MORGAN FREEMAN”

natsudickneel:

this is the best out of context picture ever and you cannot convince me otherwise

#yugioh

ssv-normandy:

step 1: think about the quote “don’t go where i can’t follow” in relation to your otp

step 2: feel sad

little-mikoshiba:

Sometimes I’m a “kiss kiss fall in love” kind of person and other times I’m a “sie sind das essen und wir sind die jaeger” kind of person

f-premaur:

Eren’s first experience with bubbles ends in upset.. ੯ू❛ัू ໒꒱