snow white in every episode: in sheep’s clothing
The Crooked Man declared war against us last night. At least that’s what I thought when it happened. But now I see this war has been going on for years. We just haven’t noticed it because our way of doing things is broken! We need to do things the right way!
Nothing is quite as relaxing as a good game of Skyrim
My horse is on fire
talents include looking 12 and saying thank you to the bus driver
basically my life can be summed up in alternating periods of Linda Belcher’s “Alriiiiight!” and Bob Belcher’s “Oh my god”
[listens to a fall out boy song] yes this is my favorite [listens to another fall out boy song] this is also my favorite [listens to every fall out boy song] yes, my favorite
Dog: I AM SORRY BABY HUMAN! DO NOT CRY ANYMORE! i SHALL BRING YOU MORE TOYS
The cutest thing ever.
I’ve never met cr1tikal but I trust him.
I feel if I was in any horror situation I would be so safe and calm because with any other person they would be screaming and crying but if he and I were trapped in a building surrounded by ravenous mutants he would just be deadpan like “they are so rude I can’t believe this. Let’s blow this Popsicle stand.”